January 2012
paralyzing:
i’m sorry if there are christians, or people who do believe in god, that follow me. i in no way mean to offend you with my religion. i’m VERY accepting of yours despite my experience with it.
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
IM MATT FLYZIK
IM VINNY VEGAS
IM ALL BUSINESS
IM NOT PROFESSIONAL AT ALL
I GO TO BED AT 11
I GO TO BED AT 2:30
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.